Things not to say to your girlfriend.

Here you go. Never say these to your girlfriend.

•When’s your birthday again?

•Before you ask, yes, you look fat in that dress.

•You look nice today. What's wrong?

•Haha, my friend mistook you for my elder sister the other day.

•Never mind. You won’t understand, anyway.

•What’s wrong with you? And don’t say ‘nothing’.

•Quit whining, woman.

•I wonder where I would be now if I didn’t meet you.

•Damn, you're sister looks hot in that dress.

•You know what they say about horizontal stripes, right? Do you?

•You know what? You're becoming more and more like your mother every day.

•How much did that dress cost? Looks expensive.

Feel free to add your own.

"I am so self-absorbed I quote myself talking about myself in my signature."

~Guardog

*If you went to the Amazon rainforest, what was the rainforest doing in the kitchen?

(Sorry )

"Tonight, my friend, tonight, you will dance before sithis"

That sounds more like something you wouldn't want to say to your wife!



That's definitely my favorite. (JK)

Anyways, some contribution of my own.

•Wait, our anniversary is tomorrow?

•Sorry, didn't see you there.

•Do it yourself.

•Did I ask you?

•Any idiot knows that!


Please note these lines are great if you're trying to get OUT of a relationship.

-Bost.

"Consider me a fool for eating the best-tasting dog treat created by mankind's greed."

-Drowelite

•You light up the room, whenever you leave it.

•I never forget a face. But in your case, I'll make an exception.

•Not all women are annoying. Some are dead.

Here's something you would say to your dog but not your girlfriend.

"Off the mailman, off!"

"I'm still waiting for a 'The Last Orgy: Fall of the Empire'-esque RP. Show how the Imperials are so good
at staying on top and how miserable they'll be once they're forced down by all the other races." - Ristaag, Bethesda Forums

Shout her sister's name during sex.

Sincerely,

The Sixth Lord to join the Ranger's Guild.

complain about breast size.

YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!

- Comment on how good the other girls at the pool look.

- Accidentally sleep talk about some other woman.